I Have a Master's Degree in Not Giving AF - Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt

A little academic achievement in avoiding absolutely everything. This black crewneck sweatshirt features the bold white statement, “I Have a Master’s Degree in Not Giving AF,” making its dry humor impossible to miss. It’s made for people who protect their peace, embrace their boundaries, and prefer sarcasm over small talk—whether worn during a quiet night in, a casual coffee run, or an unapologetically low-key weekend.

The classic fit and crew neckline keep the look clean and comfortable, while the medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend brings dependable warmth and durability. Tubular knit construction creates a smooth silhouette without side seams, and the ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband help the sweatshirt hold its shape. Double-needle stitching reinforces key seams, while the tear-away label helps reduce itchiness.

Care Instructions..

Machine Wash: cold max (30C or 90F)

Non-clorine: Bleach as needed

Tumble dry: low heat

Do not dry clean

Do not iron